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J Charles Cheek

Sadly, John Charles Cheek passed away June 27, 2011.

Old Fogie! Who? Me!

$5.37! That’s what the kid behind the counter at Taco Bell said to me. 

I dug into my pocket and pulled out some lint and two dimes and something that used to be a Jolly Rancher. Having already handed the kid a five-spot, I started to head back out to the truck to grab some change when the kid with the Elmo hairdo said the harshest thing anyone has ever said to me. He said, “It’s OK. I’ll just give you the senior citizen discount.”
I turned to see who he was talking to and then heard the sound of change hitting the counter in front of me. 
“Only $4.68″ he said cheerfully. 

I stood there stupefied. I am 56 , not even 60 yet? A mere child! Senior citizen?

I took my burrito and walked out to the truck wondering what was wrong with Elmo. Was he blind? As I  sat in the truck, my blood began to boil. Old? Me?

I’ll show him, I thought. I opened the door and headed back inside. I strode to the counter, and there he was waiting with a smile.

Before I could say a word, he held up something and jingled it in front of me, like I could be that easily distracted! 

What am I now? A toddler?

 ”Dude! Can’t get too far without your car keys, eh?” 

 I stared with utter disdain at the keys. 

 I began to rationalize in my mind. 

“Leaving keys behind hardly makes a man elderly! 

It could happen to anyone!”

I turned and headed back to the truck.

I slipped the key into the ignition, but it wouldn’t turn.

What now?

I checked my keys and tried another.

Still nothing.

That’s when I noticed the purple beads hanging from my rear view mirror. 

I had no purple beads hanging from my rear view mirror.

Then, a few other objects came into focus. The car seat in the back seat. Happy Meal toys spread over the floorboard. A partially eaten doughnut on the dashboard.

Faster than you can say ginkgo biloba, I flew out of the alien vehicle.

Moments later I was speeding out of the parking lot, relieved to finally be leaving this nightmarish stop in my life. That is when I felt it, deep in the bowels of my stomach: hunger! My stomach growled and churned, and I reached to grab my burrito, only it was nowhere to be found.

I swung the truck around, gathered my courage, and strode back into the restaurant one final time. 

There Elmo stood, draped in youth and black nail polish. All I could think was, “What is the world coming to?”

All I could say was, “Did I leave my food and drink in here?” At this point I was ready to ask a Boy Scout to help me back to my vehicle, and then go straight home and apply for Social Security benefits.

Elmo had no clue. I walked back out to the truck, and suddenly a young lad came up and tugged on my jeans to get my attention. He was holding up a drink and a bag. His mother explained, “I think you left this in my truck by mistake.” I took the food and drink from the little boy and sheepishly apologized.

She offered these kind words: “It’s OK. My grandfather does stuff like this all the time.”

All of this is to explain how I got a ticket doing 85 in a 40. Yes, I was racing some punk kid in a Toyota Prius. 

And no, I told the officer, I’m not too old to be driving this fast.

As I walked in the front door, my wife met me halfway down the hall. I handed her a bag of cold food and a $300 speeding ticket. I promptly sat in my rocking chair and covered up my legs with a blankey.

The good news was I had successfully found my way home.

Ben Stein Interview of Warren Buffet

Below is a couple of quotes from the article by Ben Stein describing his recent interview of Warren Buffet. “He’s so smart it makes curls your hair.”

“Look,” he says, with his usual confident laugh. “You could take all the gold that’s ever been mined, and it would fill a cube 67 feet in each direction. For what that’s worth at current gold prices, you could buy all — not some — all of the farmland in the United States. Plus, you could buy 10 Exxon Mobils, plus have $1 trillion of walking-around money. Or you could have a big cube of metal. Which would you take? Which is going to produce more value?”

Read the entire aticle here: http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Warren-Buffett-Forget-gold-hftn-727222639.html?x=0&.v=1

How to Get the Salary You Want (from Wall Street Journal)

In a nut shell:

  1. Know what you’re worth.
  2. Don’t lie.
  3. Don’t be first to name your price.
  4. Don’t take the first offer.
  5.  Negotiate salary first, then benefits.

See entire article here:http://finance.yahoo.com/career-work/article/109903/how-to-get-the-salary-you-want?mod=career-salary_negotiation

Stories of Pacific Powerland

True Stories from the 20th Century at Pacificorp

 

Stories of Pacific Powerland

By J. Charles Cheek[1]

© September 2007

 

Nelson Olmsted (1914 – 1992) narrated over 1,000 three minute stories under the series title of Stories of Pacific Powerland. The stories were broadcast regularly over seventeen years on radio stations covering the six-state service area of Pacific Power & Light Company. The November 1977 PP&L company “Bulletin” has a lead article announcing retirement of the series. I thought the stories were engaging and Olmsted’s story telling talent was exceptional. I looked forward to hearing each of them on the radio. The only criticism I ever heard of the program was in the middle1970s when a man made a remark at a public hearing claiming that PP&L was arrogant, “as proved by their reference to Pacific Powerland, as if they owned all the country in which they furnished electricity.” 

Glen Gillispie, a fellow 1990 retiree, worked with Olmsted on the production of many of his stories. Indeed, Gillispie wrote a few of the tales narrated by Olmsted.

“He was a master story teller,” said Gillispie. 

We can each relive some of the Stories of Pacific Powerland via a DVD that contains 157 of the episodes. 

http://www.otrtoday.com/programlistother.htm This website also has many DVDs of other old-time radio programs (No, I don’t get a commission on the sales). 

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[1] Mr. Cheek has written dozens short stories under the general headings of True Stores from the 20th Century at Pacificorp and Digressions of J. Charles.  He is also the author of the novel Stay Safe, Buddy – A Story of Humor and Horror during the Korean War,300 pages, Publish America ISBN # 159286631X

Wonderful Memories of Yesteryear

This video is an outstanding presentation of the Western movie and television stars like The Lone Ranger, Roy Rogers, Gene Autry, and dozens of others. As a young boy in Yakima, Washington I often spent Satuday going to two double feature movies at the Roxy and Avenue theatres. The cost was 50 cents total for the four movies. The fanciest theatre in town was the Capital and it cost 35 cents admission to see a movie and a live vaudeville show.

I enjoyed watching this video very much. So join in for a nice trip down memory lane.

http://oldfortyfives.com/thoseoldwesterns.htm

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YOUR OWN WEBSITE?

If a reader wants to establish their own website like this one I can testify that it is not difficult and it is not expensive. My son, Chuck, has a website hosting business. This site costs about $80 per year from him and includes the disk space, a personal domain name (mine is jcharlescheek.com), and a web building program that is easy to use. Anyone interested can contact him by clicking on the Contact Us tab on his website at http://www.douloswebservices.com.

Itemizing job-search expenses on your tax return.

Posted by It’s Only Money Blog April 02, 2009 20:02PM

Categories: Taxes

If you were looking for a job in 2008, you might be able to deduct the expenses against your taxable income. But you must itemize deductions and there are other limits. Read on for the details.

The IRS considers many job-hunting costs to be “unreimbursed employee expenses” (Line 23, Schedule A). That includes the money you spend preparing a resume, traveling to a job interview or using an outplacement firm, according to IRS Publication 529.

You CANNOT, however, deduct job-search expenses if:

You’re looking for work in a new field.

You’re looking for your first job

You’ve taken a “substantial break” between jobs.

IRS senior tax consultant Kathy Howell points out: “We don’t really define what a substantial break is.” Most likely, she added, the IRS would consider a substantial break to be taking a year off to go back to school.

You can only deduct job-hunting costs if you itemize deductions using Schedule A and Form 1040. Normally, you itemize if the costs of such things as mortgage interest, real-estate taxes, state income or sales taxes, charitable contributions and high out-of-pocket health care costs exceed your standard deduction. The standard deduction in 2008 for a married couple under 65 filing jointly is $10,900. For singles or married couples filing separately, it’s $5,450.

Also, you can only deduct the amount of your job-hunting and other employee business expenses and other “miscellaneous deductions” (your accountant’s fees, the cost of your safe-deposit box, etc.) that exceed 2 percent of your adjusted gross income, Howell notes. Again, see lines 21 through 27 on Schedule A. For example, a person with an adjusted gross income (Line 38 on Form 1040) of $50,000 would need to spend more than $1,000 on those job-hunting and miscellaneous expenses.

More tax-savings tips here, on Kathy Howell’s Tax Q/A Blog and from the American Institute of Certified Public Accountants.

According to Galbraith.

Famous American economist, John Kenneth Galbraith (1908 – 2006), said: “The modern conservative is engaged in one of man’s oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.”

Wonder what Galbraith would have said about our current financial crisis? Or did he predict it with the following statement:

“…the process by which wants are now synthesized is a potential source of economic instability. Production and therewith employment and social security are dependent on an inherently unstable process of consumer debt creation. This may one day falter.”
John Kenneth Galbraith